Sardar Jokes-2

Note: forwarded message attached. Funny Sardar Jokes Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, "Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!. After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"   . __,_._,___