Sardar Jokes-2 April 21, 2016 Note: forwarded message attached. Funny Sardar Jokes Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?When asked him, he said,"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are newSardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay" . __,_._,___ Share Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps Labels Jokes And Comics Social..! Share Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps Comments
Home..! January 08, 2015 Ozhukkinethire Neenthunnavar (ഒഴുക്കിനെതിനെ നീന്തുന്നവർ ....) PDF URL: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1QD52vYy1ypSj2SWvq2buriHVTLO3XpPz Read more
Comments
Post a Comment